Today I wished a magical curse would strike all the people living in the house next door to me and they would only be able to whisper for the next 20 years. The adults in the house believe that effective supervision means standing on the porch and yelling random names at 30 second intervals while the children have shrieking contests. I really am trying, but I am so tired when I stand up the whole world starts to spin around. Anyway, I tried to put myself in their place – single Mom, various live-in boyfriends, and five kids under the age of 8 – and nearly scared Blue to bits. Watch this video to get a dose of your own reality.